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RULES
1)Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1)Name?
A: a funky ass chick who puts out with a hot attitude.

friend 1: did you have fun last night
friend 2: yeah we got it on she's a real kathleen
[LMFAO]



2) Age?
A:The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*
[GOD DAMMIT I LIVE IN CANADA XD]

3) One of your friends [ ]
A:
a totally hot chick.
adjective
dang - she's totally misty

( LOL <3333 )

4) What should you be doing?
A: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

[Oh god... XD]

5) Favourite Colour?
A: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

[LMFAO!]



6) Birthplace?
A small sub-town in Mission British Columbia where the hicks live.
Look at that cow they're walking, they must be from Hatzic!

[LAWL!]



7) Birth Month?
The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers


8) Last person you talked to?

One of the 6 Celtic Nations the others being
Cornwall Kernow
Ireland Eire
Isle of Man Mannin
ScotlandAlba
Wales Cymru
Unfortunately It is more commonly Known as a girls name especially in America ,often misspelled as Britney

Brittany is located in North Western France
The Breton language is closely related to Welsh and Cornish

[omg? XD]


9) One of your nicknames
rm refering to the hottest woman in the room.
A: Dude, that chick is such a Kat!
B: Yeah, she's even got a Kat's ass!

[ROTFLMAO OMG...]



10) your theme song?
A: A band that everyone seems to think only has the fan base of young emo kids. BOLLOCKS! Fall Out Boy have had a huge fan base since wayyyyy before Sugar We're Goin Down got them into the charts. Just cos a load of kids jumped on the band-wagon doesn't mean that this is their target audience. And if some of these kids actually listened to their lyrics they'd realise they're not an emo band anyway
fall out boy lyrics: Dance Dance we're falling apart to half time - not particularly emo eh?


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I just died Laughing srsly.